Man/Woman conversation

Since I was in 7th grade, every time I watch a sad movie with my Dad, we have this exact conversation:

Dad: Why are you crying?
Me: It's sad!
Dad: You know it's not real don't you?
Me: It could be!
Dad: But it's not, it's just make-believe.
Me: It's real to me
Dad: That's dumb!
Me: No, it's not. And besides that, it was sad!
Dad: No it wasn't
Me: Were you watching it?
Dad: Yes
Me: Then how do you not think it was sad?!
Dad: Oh Brittini!
Me: What do you mean 'oh Brittini'? Mom cried too!
Dad: No she didn't!
Mom: No I didn't!
Me: You are all empty inside.

Yep, it goes exactly like that every time we watch a movie. I had hoped that since I went away to college, and we never see eachother that it might have been different, but when I went home for Christmas and spring break it was exactly the same. I guess that somethings never change, I will always cry, and he will always tease me.